How dark to make it?

•Sunday, 1 April 2007 - 8:32pm • Leave a Comment

With the fiction project solidifying in my mind more, I’m at the point where I’m thinking about how dark certain aspects of the story should become. I know it’s early and I know I don’t have to decide this now, but I’m new to this process and so I’m – perhaps prematurely – thinking about it.

I bought a book on writing horror today, aptly titled: “On Writing Horror: A Handbook by the Horror Writers Association” (Horror Writers Association)
The above link goes to the American Amazon site, as the book I purchased was imported. The UK edition is likely this one: “On Writing Horror: A Handbook by ”The Horror Writers of America“” (The Horror Writers of America)

I’m not certain if the story I’m working on will technically be a horror tale, but there are dark elements. I’ll let it evolve naturally.

Getting back in gear

•Saturday, 17 March 2007 - 11:22am • 1 Comment

It’s been a bit of a dry spell, writing-wise. Not that I don’t have ideas — no, I keep putting ideas into a little notebook — but if you keep up on my main blog, regularjen, then you know my battle with ADHD and (in my case) the associated depression. I’m still doing the writing course, though not actively at the moment. The course is designed to be completed in each person’s own time, so no worries there. We’re moving house soon too. That’s a bit of a disruption to say the least. But regarding writing, I have some promising news:
I have been recording ideas and recently one sparked enough of an inspirational flame that I’m writing it now. I took the time to mind-map it yesterday and have done some of the necessary research for the fictional, yet oddly familiar, location for the story. I have a few more facts to look at, but that said, I’ve got a really promising story here. Perhaps a book if I don’t get too frightened of the process. It’s fiction, you may have guessed, and that usually terrifies me. That means I have to tap my head for ideas instead of reporting on reality. I have to construct a reality and let you in to explore it. That’s a very personal thing and the fear of failing you, the reader, is daunting. I’d love to let go of this fear. Part of it is related to my ADHD and part of it is the common affliction of most writers. I’ll do what I can and try not to give up.

I still should post a short story I wrote for competition last year, but I’m thinking of reworking it a bit and submitting it to another competition this year. We’ll see.

Back to the fiction I’m developing— I have a town name, a location, the protagonist and a few relevant satellite characters’ names, and a situation that developed into a mind-map of the story. I’ve got the parts, now I must find the courage to followthrough.

Oh, and what I’m reading right now is: “Yoga for People Who Can’t Be Bothered to Do It” (Geoff Dyer). I’ll give you my thoughts after I finish it.

Now, time to curl up with my laptop and get writing…

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A new year and a new outlook

•Thursday, 18 January 2007 - 8:32pm • Leave a Comment

The year ahead has got to be less crap than the end of 2006 was. That last quarter year nearly killed my spirit beyond revival. I suffer ADD with a side order of depression— this was barely endured, but here I am and so I guess I’m a tougher cookie than estimated.

I’m looking at 2007 with new optimism. The writing ground to a bit of a halt during most of those last dark months of 2006, but I’m working on staying on a new and positive track. I still have good days and bad, but at least I’m feeling more in control. I’m also reading more. I just finished “Speaks the Nightbird – Book I: Judgement of the Witch” (Robert R. McCammon) and “Speaks the Nightbird – Book II: Evil Unveiled” (Robert McCammon) and really enjoyed them.

As my good spirits strengthen so will my writing output increase. I’ll be sharing some of it here soon.

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oh so quiet

•Wednesday, 6 December 2006 - 11:54am • Leave a Comment

I’ve had so much going on lately that the updates here have not just taken a back seat— they’ve been left at a rest area on I-70 somewhere outside Indianapolis.

The writing stopped happening for a bit, but not because I stopped enjoying it. Life got in the way and now that I’ve crashed, burned, vacationed, purged, and imbibed (see how you don’t even need to know the details?) I’m back on track and picking up where I left off.

I delayed a writing lesson until after I returned from holiday since it deals with travel writing. I’ve found additional information and resources for both of the books I’m working on. I’ve got a couple of books I’m reading (partially thanks to Amazon Wish List fulfilment – ta!) and things are beginning to look less hazy in general.

I’ve got assignments to write, competitions to enter, and reading to catch up on. The wheels are turning again and I think it’s time they head back to that rest area on I-70 to pick up where the updates and I parted ways.

For more information on me, my life, and my transition, click on the links within this sentence.
Now, a fresh cup of coffee and work.

Additional exposure.

•Monday, 6 November 2006 - 11:39am • Leave a Comment

I received a letter from Love It! magazine letting me know that my published tip will be included on the Sun Online. I doubt I’ll be paid anything additional for it, but it’s still pretty cool that it got chosen for additional exposure.

The tips section can be found here. If for any reason that ends up a dead link, go to www.thesun.co.uk and using the little drop-down menu on the left find the Reader’s Tips option.

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deadlines and good copywriting

•Wednesday, 18 October 2006 - 10:40am • Leave a Comment

I must admit, I didn’t accomplish much in the way of work yesterday. In fact, save for a bunch of rather unpredictable forum moderation (why, oh why to I torture myself), I did precisely no writing until after I’d already resigned myself to wine and a book before bed. You’d think that once 10 PM rolls around that you’ve pretty much tapped your day for all it’s worth. Not so yesterday and I couldn’t be more pleased with the results.

See, I’m a deadline person. A crunch hound. A last-minute superhero. I got an assignment for market-specific copywriting that needed done before the day ended in America. No problem. I had it done before midnight GMT+1. That’s well before the west coast hits the freeway.

The requirements were simple, but decent copywriting is a delicate task. Copywriting is the stuff that fills advertisements and other typically persuasive copy. You are being sold to in some way when you read it. Brevity is paramount, but you also have to bait a great big hook in there too.

Possibly one of the best training exercises for copywriting is to write brief letters to editors and submit tips or anecdotes to weekly magazines. I didn’t believe it myself until I’d done it. After I’d been printed in Reader’s Digest, Women’s Weekly, and Love It! (some of those multiple times) I began to see like an editor. You think your twenty-five word tip is tight? Watch a pro cut it to eighteen for print. These guys are selling something to the readers — bite-size information. It’s not an obvious sales pitch, no, but it is a hook. Good writers plus good editors equals sales. This is a training exercise you can’t miss.

Books on copywriting are fine. Seeing a professional editor whittle pounds of weight from your already lean copy? Artistry. Look at your own copy with those eyes. That’s when I think you become a good copywriter. I used this lesson last night and wrote some of my hookiest, funkiest, tell-me-more copy ever, but I guarantee it will be edited. Strangely, I can’t wait to see the final results.

Writing prose, poetry, fiction or non-fiction opens our vocabularies, our visual minds, and permits us to be verbosely expressive. Copywriting on the other hand, is tapping its foot and telling you to get on with it. I now see how writing creatively won’t really help you with copywriting (there is a more specific language with copywriting), but copywriting can teach you a helluva lot about ‘getting on with it’ in your more creative work.

They are certainly two very different disciplines, but I feel more confident as a writer for having figured out the strengths of them both. The important thing to realise is that you don’t have to be a professional copywriter. I’ll bet Shakespeare wouldn’t be able to sell you washing powder, but I think he’s certainly proven himself in creative writing. If writing ads, tips, or letters to the editor seems pointless, try summarising your book or short story for a book jacket. You’ll be surprised at how copywriting seems more natural when selling your creative work is at stake.

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by the popular demand of one

•Wednesday, 11 October 2006 - 10:10pm • Leave a Comment

This was my little assignment for the London Writer’s Cafe meetup. The topic was sex. It is 402 words, including the title. Enjoy.

No Hurry

I stared at it. It was slightly bigger than I expected. Alert and proud, it seemed to stare back at me. I thought about everything I’d been taught in school. Miss Arnoldson in her thin-belted plaid slacks stood before twenty of us. She had salt-and-pepper pageboy hair and a high-collared, ruffley, white blouse with buttons done up tight as rivets on a vault. To say that her modest breasts were tamper-proof would be an understatement.

I felt Tony kicking the book rack under my seat. He was usually confident to the point of disruptive (the teachers called him hyper-active) but today — in this class at least — he was forecasting doom through his silence. Just after the last of us called out “HERE” to acknowledge attendance, we shut up tight too.

A bead of sweat loosened and fell from my hairline to the safety net of my left eyebrow. Sarah — a skinny girl with thick glasses and a tangle of braces in her oversized mouth — passed out the freshly printed reference materials. Tony tapped erratic Morse code on my History book. Miss Arnoldson armed herself with a fresh stick of chalk.

Tick – Tick – Tac – Scratch – Tick – Tac and then the long scratch of an underline.

Tony’s feet stopped cold and we all stared in silence at the blackboard: PENIS.

Another bead of sweat found my brow. I’m sure I’m not alone when I describe that for a long, solid minute, not space, time, sound, or feeling itself was present. I’d heard of isolation chambers, even saw one on a TV game show, but this was the real deal. Every one of us isolated in the private hell of sex education class. In hindsight, I must pontificate with only a small amount of jest, that if the world were taught reproduction by Miss Arnoldson of Lincoln City Elementary School, impending planetary overpopulation would be significantly less concerning.

And now I’m using what I’ve learned for the first time. I am in the most un-sexy place on earth— a dorm room that smells equally strong of patchouli incense, pepperoni pizza, and unwashed sheets. A virgin on this special night and all I can think of are the aniline purple ditto handouts of crudely drawn sex organs in Miss Arnoldson’s class. It is in this moment, while re-buttoning my jeans, when I wonder why I bother taking birth control.

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another day, another day without the payment

•Wednesday, 6 September 2006 - 11:58am • Leave a Comment

I had a tip and photo published in a recent issue of Love It! but am still waiting on the check. Tips are pretty lucrative if you can get the right magazine. Love It! is due to pay me £60 for my suggestion, but I have submitted to other magazines which pay up to £200 for a tip with accompanying photo. It fascinates me that publications offer such amounts for stuff they could easily source in-house, but I guess the best way to keep the readers coming back is to offer incentive and the vanity opportunity of seeing names (and potentially, faces) in print. Hell, keeps me coming back…

UPDATE: 11 October 2006
I got the check in the mail. Yay! I did send them a reminder, but I have no idea if it worked or they are just slow to pay out. Either way, £60 richer now. :D

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Reader’s Digest? Sweet!

•Wednesday, 23 August 2006 - 9:52am • Leave a Comment

reader's letter in Reader's DigestI’m just back from a mini holiday at the Edinburgh Fringe in Scotland. This morning I padded downstairs to the mail slots to find an envelope from Reader’s Digest. My first reaction was, ‘oh boy, another sweepstakes entry,’ but no— this was genuine handwriting on the envelope. (I am pretty good at recognising the real stuff after working pre-press for a major printing company, processing more junk mail art than any sane human should be exposed to.)

Inside, a check and a copy of the magazine. Turns out it’s the current issue (September 2006) so if you rush to your news stand you’ll see my letter to the editor inside. I assume this is only applicable to those living in the UK or with access to an international selection of Reader’s Digest magazines, but regardless, it’s in there. This has made my morning.

Getting a letter in Reader’s Digest feels pretty damn good, not only because it’s a higher calibre publication than most, but also because they pay well. I’ll tell you a secret: they technically overpaid for my submission, but I’ll just chalk that up to editorial discretion. Who am I reject additional payment? Thank you RD— I think I love you.

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the Wikipedia goldmine

•Sunday, 9 July 2006 - 5:45pm • 3 Comments

There is a goldmine waiting to be excavated and its name is Wikipedia.

Need writing inspiration? Try the free encyclopaedia for ideas. Sure you can search for specific terms, but my favourite new way to explore the treasure trove of topics? The Random Article link on the sidebar. You’ll learn about places and people you never dreamed of and I guarantee you can find ways to stitch them together into a story, a character, or find inspiration for an article.

If that doesn’t do ya, try this spin on Wikipedia: Six Degrees of Wikipedia and marvel at the strange path two seemingly unrelated items can take.

Note: at the time of writing this, the Six Degrees site was having trouble connecting to the links server at Wikipedia. Hopefully this gets sorted soon.

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